About the Movie Reviews

These reviews generally contain SPOILERS. Spoilers are things that spoil other things. That's how they got their name. If you prefer watching a film without knowing what's going to happen, then you're probably not Brasilian, and you're going to want to skip reading these. Then, after you watch the film, you can read them while nodding your head and thinking, "This guy is so right."

All Movie Reviews
Dead Alive Zombie rat monkey. Zombie Rat Monkey!!! 19 Jan 2007
Dirty Ho It's not what you're thinking… 21 Apr 2007
Mind Hunters FBI trainees on an island with LL Cool J. 20 Jan 2006
My Young Auntie Not so much singing 04 Jan 2007
Ten Tigers Of Kwang Tung Star-studded kung-fu fiesta 21 Dec 2006
The Devil's Mirror Three eyes are better than two 05 May 2007
The Gravedancers What are you smiling about? 03 Mar 2007
The Water Margin 108 rebel heroes???!!! 103 too many! 15 Aug 2006
Unrest Brazilian bodies: not always so lovely 04 Apr 2007
Zombie Nation All is not as it appears 29 Dec 2006