Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why doesn't this site work right with (Firefox, Iceweasel, Safari, etc.)?
A: I suck at this innerweb thingy.

Q: Are you ever going to fix it?
A: Huh?

Q: I find some of the things you say extremely offensive.
A: That's not a question.

Q: Why are some of the things you say extremely offensive to me?
A: Art is open to interpretation. That is the difference between art and science. Art is a cute little puppy. Science is its poo. If you find what I say offensive, then obviously, you are not interpreting it correctly. And you are a poo.